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Något cyniskt skrivet men bevisar på ett sätt att även om världen kanske inte var bättre på alla sätt förr så var vi människor mer mänskliga förr:

 

School 1977 vs. School 2007

 

Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

 

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

 

2007- Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny andMark. Mobiles phones with evidence of fight are confiscated. Both are charged with assault, both are taken out and suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Mobile phone video shown on 6 internet sites.

 

Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

 

1977- Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best.Returns to class, sits still and never disrupts the class again.

 

2007- Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey drops out of school.

 

Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

 

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

 

2007- Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to fostercare and joins a gang. Psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

 

Scenario: Mark brings cigarettes to school .

 

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

 

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

 

Scenario: Mohammed fails his leaving English.

 

1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

 

2007- Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally, insisting that making English a requirement in school is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

 

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

 

1977 - Ants die.

 

2007- MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terrorwatch list and is never allowed to fly Qantas or Virgin airlines ever again.

 

Scenario:Johnny falls during playtime and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary,finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

 

1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

 

2007- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy; becomes gay.

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Helt underbar! Vet inte riktigt hur det var på 70-talet, men det där om 2007 stämmer perfekt.

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Haha det var ju riktigt kul! :)

 

Och tråkigt nog ligger det en del sanning i det..

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